Before you read this anecdote you should know two things:
- If given the opportunity, Joey will play a particular game on my phone called "Talking Santa." You tap the screen to tickle or assault Santa, give him milk and cookies, run him over with a giant snowball, or have Santa give you a present. If you're nice to Santa, he gives you nice gifts. If you're mean, he won't. You can record and share your video. Joey is able to unlock the phone and find the application all by herself.
- I follow "Weird Al" Yankovic on Twitter.