My two-year-old daughter loves coffee. 

Could this be why she doesn't nap?

Eat mor chikin.

Today at Chick-Fil-A I watched some very cautious grandparents cut their one-year-old grandson's fruit and chicken into the smallest pieces I've ever seen.

Should I have told them the chicken is fried in peanut oil?

I wish that, by magic or something, this little guy would appear on our TV at a moment's notice.

Maybe we should just buy a DVD.